As I approached the finish line
I just knew a solid 2nd place was mine
I probably could have got #1
But something mushy leaked from my bum
How could this happen when I'm about to graduate
Why did I run and hold it in when I knew it was too late
I laughed so much I almost cried
There was no reason not to, it wasn't something I could hide
So I gathered my belonging and walked to leave the meet
But when I was walking it all sank to my feet...
Yup....I pooped on myself in 8th grade. Hands down most embarrassing moment of my life.
My name went from Danitra Pope to Danitra Poop instantly...
*logs off and hangs head in shame*
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